"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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Phyllis Diller, born on July 17, 1917, in Lima, Ohio, was a groundbreaking comedian and actress whose distinctive voice and eccentric persona reshaped the landscape of American comedy. With her signature wild hair, outrageous costumes, and self-deprecating humor, Diller became a trailblazer for women in stand-up comedy during the 1950s and 1960s. Beyond her comic genius, she was also an accomplished actress and author, leaving a lasting legacy that inspired generations of female comedians. Diller passed away on August 20, 2012, but her influence endures.
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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
Phyllis Diller"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
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"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
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