"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."
Christopher Morley"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty."
Christopher Morley"Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain."
Christopher Morley"There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen."
Christopher Morley"There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning."
Christopher Morley"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs."
Christopher Morley"Act like you expect to get into the end zone."
Christopher Morley"Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting."
Christopher Morley"We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up."
Christopher Morley"Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water."
Christopher Morley"There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way."
Christopher Morley"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."
Christopher Morley"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley