Quotes by Roseanne Barr

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

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"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."

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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."

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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."

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