"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
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Rodney Dangerfield, born Jacob Cohen on November 22, 1921, was an iconic American stand-up comedian and actor renowned for his self-deprecating humor and signature catchphrase, "I don't get no respect." Growing up in New York City, Dangerfield faced numerous challenges, including a turbulent childhood and a series of career setbacks. However, he persevered, ultimately becoming a beloved figure in comedy through his unique blend of working-class wit and heartfelt vulnerability. His legacy continues to influence comedians today, reminding us all to find humor in adversity.
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Rodney Dangerfield
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Rodney Dangerfield"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
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"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Rodney Dangerfield"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
Rodney Dangerfield
"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."
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"Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid."
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