Scott Adams Quotes
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you're gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
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Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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