"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
Scott Adams"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
Scott Adams"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
Scott Adams"The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you're gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you."
Scott Adams"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
Scott Adams"The only risk of failure is promotion."
Scott Adams"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
Scott Adams"Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel."
Scott Adams"Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom."
Scott Adams"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
Scott Adams"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Scott Adams"Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success."
Scott Adams"There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours."
Scott Adams