Quotes by Unknown

"A picture is worth a thousand words."

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

"The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power."

"True change takes place in the imagination."

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."

"There is no such thing as a good tax."

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

"The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict."

"Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words."

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."

"All warfare is based on deception."

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."

"A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

"When in doubt, smoke it out."

"Smoking weed doesn’t make you cool, but if you’re cool then you probably smoke weed."