Bill Vaughan Quotes

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

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The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

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