Kinky Friedman Quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Kinky Friedman