Quotes by Kinky Friedman

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

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"How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?"

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"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail."

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"I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us."

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"May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore."

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