"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
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Quotes by George Burns
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
George Burns"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
George Burns"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
George Burns"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
George Burns"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
George Burns"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
George Burns"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."
George Burns"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
George Burns"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
George Burns"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
George Burns