George Burns Quotes

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns