"Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny."
Kin Hubbard"All the world loves a good loser."
Kin Hubbard"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."
Kin Hubbard"If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public."
Kin Hubbard"It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."
Kin Hubbard"Men are not punished for their sins, but by them."
Kin Hubbard"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
Kin Hubbard"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
Kin Hubbard"When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money."
Kin Hubbard"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune."
Kin Hubbard"Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience."
Kin Hubbard"Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil."
Kin Hubbard"We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."
Kin Hubbard"If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest."
Kin Hubbard"A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen."
Kin Hubbard"A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower."
Kin Hubbard"No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
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