Quotes by Evan Esar

"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

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"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

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"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."

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"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

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