"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
Robert Orben"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Robert Orben"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Robert Orben"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
Robert Orben"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Robert Orben"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
Robert Orben"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Robert Orben"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
Robert Orben"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
Robert Orben"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Robert Orben