"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
Ogden Nash"Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long."
Ogden Nash"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
Ogden Nash"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."
Ogden Nash"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up."
Ogden Nash"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
Ogden Nash"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
Ogden Nash"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
Ogden Nash"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
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