Quotes by David Letterman

"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

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"There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing."

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"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."

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"It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?"

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