"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
Doug Larson"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
Doug Larson"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
Doug Larson"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
Doug Larson"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."
Doug Larson"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
Doug Larson"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
Doug Larson"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
Doug Larson"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
Doug Larson"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."
Doug Larson"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
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