Doug Larson Quotes

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

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For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

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