"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."
Steve Martin"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
Steve Martin"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
Steve Martin"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
Steve Martin"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
Steve Martin"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
Steve Martin"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
Steve Martin"I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner."
Steve Martin"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
Steve Martin