Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco

"I remember when I was young, I was watching TV, and my father came into the room, agitated, and told me to start a business. I was eight years old."

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"One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it."

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