Quotes by Neil Simon

"If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor."

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"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy."

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"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples."

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"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count."

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