"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
Stephen Leacock"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
Stephen Leacock"It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish."
Stephen Leacock"Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica."
Stephen Leacock"Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
Stephen Leacock"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl."
Stephen Leacock"A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better."
Stephen Leacock"Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect."
Stephen Leacock