"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Spike Milligan"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
Spike Milligan"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
Spike Milligan"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
Spike Milligan"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Spike Milligan"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan"Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too."
Spike Milligan"When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry."
Spike Milligan