"If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."
Red Skelton"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
Red Skelton"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
Red Skelton"Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
Red Skelton