Tiny Panda Quotes

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Andy Rooney, born on January 14, 1919, was an iconic American television personality best known for his poignant and often humorous commentary on the minutiae of everyday life. A World War II veteran and a graduate of Colgate University, Rooney became a household name through his long-running segment on CBS's "60 Minutes," where his wry observations captivated millions. His legacy lies in his ability to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary, encouraging audiences to appreciate the subtle nuances of life with wit and wisdom until his passing in 2011.

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"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

Andy Rooney

"Death is a distant rumor to the young."

Andy Rooney
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"Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens."

Andy Rooney

"The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment."

Andy Rooney

"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."

Andy Rooney

"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."

Andy Rooney

"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."

Andy Rooney

"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."

Andy Rooney

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

Andy Rooney

"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."

Andy Rooney

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."

Andy Rooney
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