Quotes by Joey Adams

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

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"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

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"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

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