Quotes by Joey Adams

Joey Adams (1911-1999) was a multifaceted American comedian, actor, and author, renowned for his sharp wit and insight into the world of entertainment. Born in New York City, he began his career in vaudeville, quickly transitioning to writing and performing for radio and television. Adams became a prominent figure in comedy, known for his clever one-liners and engaging storytelling. His legacy is cemented not only in his performances but also in his contributions to humor, as he inspired countless comedians with his unique voice and perspective on life.

5 quotes found

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

Joey Adams

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Joey Adams

"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

Joey Adams

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

Joey Adams

"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

Joey Adams

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