"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."
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Tim Allen, born on June 13, 1953, in Denver, Colorado, is a celebrated American actor and comedian best known for his role as Tim "The Toolman" Taylor on the hit television series *Home Improvement*. With a knack for blending humor and heart, he has charmed audiences for decades, earning numerous accolades, including a Golden Globe Award. Beyond television, Allen has lent his voice to beloved characters, such as Buzz Lightyear in the *Toy Story* franchise, solidifying his legacy as a multifaceted entertainer.
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"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."
Tim Allen"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
Tim Allen"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison."
Tim Allen