"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
Mae West"To err is human, but it feels divine."
Mae West"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."
Mae West"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West"Too much of a good thing can be taxing."
Mae West"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
Mae West"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported."
Mae West"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."
Mae West"I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?"
Mae West"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
Mae West"A man's kiss is his signature."
Mae West"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West