Wendy Liebman Quotes

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Wendy Liebman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Wendy Liebman

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Wendy Liebman

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

Wendy Liebman