Jay London Quotes

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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I saw a stationery store move.

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

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