"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
Helen Rowland"Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor."
Helen Rowland"One man's folly is another man's wife."
Helen Rowland"The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him."
Helen Rowland"Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense."
Helen Rowland"Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds."
Helen Rowland"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."
Helen Rowland"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued."
Helen Rowland"It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others."
Helen Rowland"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest."
Helen Rowland"A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting."
Helen Rowland"You will never win if you never begin."
Helen Rowland"Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near."
Helen Rowland"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."
Helen Rowland"A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it."
Helen Rowland