Louis C. K. Quotes

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

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I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

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I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

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When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

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