Quotes by Dan Jenkins

"Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for Internet dating, but then one day I knew I'd met the girl of my dreams when she replied to a comment I'd made on You-and-Me.com. She said, 'I love it when you talk equipment to me.'"

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"If you see a player out in public having dinner, chances are he's with his boring money manager or some boring rich guy he hopes to design a golf course for."

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