Quotes by Greg Behrendt

"I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book."

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"I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that's a pretty good sign that they're not into you."

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"I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work."

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