Quotes by Roy Blount, Jr.

"I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It's in Vermont. I don't think I'd be very good at Weed Dating."

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"Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor."

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"Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic."

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