"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Jack Benny"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Jack Benny"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
Jack Benny"Gags die, humor doesn't."
Jack Benny"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
Jack Benny