"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
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"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."
Bill Maher"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Bill Maher"Men are only as loyal as their options."
Bill Maher"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
Bill Maher"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
Bill Maher"To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that."
Bill Maher"Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do."
Bill Maher"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
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