Woody Allen Quotes
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen