"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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Paula Poundstone is a renowned American stand-up comedian, actress, and author, celebrated for her sharp wit and unique conversational style. Born on December 29, 1959, in Huntsville, Alabama, she began her comedic journey in the 1970s, gaining prominence for her distinctive blend of humor that often intertwines personal anecdotes and social commentary. As a trailblazer for women in comedy, her legacy encompasses not only countless performances and television appearances but also her advocacy for various social issues, cementing her as a voice of authenticity and insight in the entertainment world.
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"I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings."
Paula Poundstone"I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe."
Paula Poundstone"I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family."
Paula Poundstone"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
Paula Poundstone"I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California."
Paula Poundstone"I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled."
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