Ron White Quotes

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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The next time you have a thought... let it go.

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Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.

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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

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