Quotes by Bruce Willis

"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."

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"If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would fight for your life, whatever your beliefs."

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"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off."

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