"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Quentin Crisp"It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom."
Quentin Crisp"Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses."
Quentin Crisp"My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it."
Quentin Crisp"The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster."
Quentin Crisp