Lily Tomlin Quotes

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction.

Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Lily Tomlin

Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!

Lily Tomlin