Quotes by Fred Allen

Fred Allen, born John Florence Sullivan on March 31, 1894, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, was a pioneering American comedian, actor, and radio personality whose wit and satire left an indelible mark on the world of entertainment. Renowned for his sharp humor and clever wordplay, Allen became a fixture in the golden age of radio with his show "The Fred Allen Show," which aired for over two decades. His legacy endures, influencing generations of comedians and cementing his place as a beloved figure in American comedy.

12 quotes found

"I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement."

Fred Allen

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

Fred Allen

"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

Fred Allen

"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

Fred Allen

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

Fred Allen

"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."

Fred Allen

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

Fred Allen

"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."

Fred Allen

"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

Fred Allen

"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."

Fred Allen

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."

Fred Allen

"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."

Fred Allen

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