"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
Emo Philips"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
Emo Philips"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
Emo Philips"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites."
Emo Philips"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Emo Philips