Quotes by Emo Philips

Emo Philips, born on February 7, 1956, in Chicago, Illinois, is a celebrated stand-up comedian, actor, and writer known for his distinctive voice and surreal comedic style. With a career spanning over four decades, Emo has captivated audiences with his clever wordplay and eccentric persona. He gained prominence in the 1980s, performing on various late-night shows and comedy festivals, and has since left an indelible mark on the world of comedy. His unique approach has inspired countless comedians, solidifying his legacy as a pioneer of alternative humor.

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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

Emo Philips

"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

Emo Philips

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."

Emo Philips

"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

Emo Philips

"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites."

Emo Philips

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

Emo Philips

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

Emo Philips

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