Tiny Panda Quotes
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
