Quotes by James Acaster

"My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness."

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"I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me."

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"I thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the funny things about me."

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"What if every relationship you've ever been in, is someone slowly figuring out they didn't like you as much as they hoped they would?"

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