"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
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"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."
Billy Connolly"I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far."
Billy Connolly"I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be."
Billy Connolly"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
Billy Connolly"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."
Billy Connolly"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."
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