"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
David Lee Roth"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
David Lee Roth"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."
David Lee Roth"I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me."
David Lee Roth"Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos."
David Lee Roth