Quotes by Chris Rock

"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."

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"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."

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"A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage."

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"President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen."

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"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."

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