Quotes by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

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"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

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"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

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"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."

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