"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."
Richard Lewis"When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life."
Richard Lewis"If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there is zero guarantee that you'll get anywhere. The hardest thing is dealing with business people who have nothing to do with your art. They could care less that you're up at 4:30 in the morning writing a joke. Don't expect any sympathy from anybody."
Richard Lewis