"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."
Chevy Chase"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
Chevy Chase"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me."
Chevy Chase"It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it."
Chevy Chase"Who made me laugh when I was growing was Chaplin and the Marx Brothers, and then moving on, there were so many that I was a writer for for many years: I was a writer for the Smothers Brothers, Lily Tomlin, then I started on 'Saturday Night Live' as the head writer the first year we started it."
Chevy Chase