Quotes by Calvin Trillin

"As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler."

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"Health food makes me sick."

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"There's always a source for humor."

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"With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy."

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"I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally."

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